it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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