that's an acceptable place to lick
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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