He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
