he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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