white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
