Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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