if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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