why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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