We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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