i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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