I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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