wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Screwed.edu
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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