isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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