No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
if only i could text you this smell
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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