But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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