sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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