He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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