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totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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