At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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