and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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