Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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