if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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