she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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