Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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