I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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