If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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