Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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