Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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