you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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