I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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