Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
