I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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