What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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