Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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