I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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