Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
only you would photoshop your dick
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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