I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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