Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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