I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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