I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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