I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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