my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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