I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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