Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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