hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
