Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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