I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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