I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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