Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Randomize
