I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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