You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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