he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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