I showed him my bush... on skype.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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