real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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