420 ftw
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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