I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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