we have officially mastered the walk of shame
It was confusing and full of hummus
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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