Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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